"Excuse me… tell your boobs to stop staring at me." Cozy just got controversial—in the best way possible.
This DryBlend® crewneck sweatshirt brings the sass, sarcasm, and all the meme-worthy attention wrapped in soft, warm comfort. Whether you’re lounging at home, strolling through town, or crashing the next friend group hang, this sweatshirt keeps your humor loud and your vibes relaxed.
Slip it on and let your chest do the talking—literally.
Product Features:
50/50 cotton-poly blend with DryBlend® moisture-wicking tech
Pill-resistant fleece interior for ultimate comfort
Classic crewneck fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband
Crisp, high-quality DTG print that won’t fade easily
Perfect for chilly nights, group selfies, or being the unapologetic class clown
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold inside out
Tumble dry low or air dry
Avoid bleach and fabric softeners
Do not iron directly on design
Wash with similar items to preserve quality
