"If you’re reading this… at least tell me I have nice boobs." This tank top isn’t just a vibe—it’s a public service announcement. Perfect for beach days, gym flexes, or just existing with chaotic confidence, it lets everyone know the rules of engagement: If you read it, say something nice. Simple.
Breezy, bold, and built for maximum exposure (of both humor and shoulders), this tank delivers peak meme energy with a side of thirst-trap charm.
Product Features: 100% heavy cotton for durable comfort Classic tank fit with wide straps and open arms Bold, high-quality screen print built to last Reinforced seams for all-day wear Unisex sizing for a flex-friendly fit
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out Tumble dry low or hang dry Do not bleach Do not iron directly on design Avoid dry cleaning unless you're fancy like that
