“If you’re reading this… at least tell me I have nice boobs.” This hoodie says what you're thinking so you don’t have to. With a soft fleece interior and savage humor on full display, it’s perfect for cozying up while casually fishing for compliments. Whether you're dodging DMs or starting conversations at the gas station, this hoodie keeps you warm, witty, and just the right amount of unhinged.
Throw it on for lazy days, wild nights, or whenever you need backup for your chaotic charm.
Product Features: Midweight fleece blend for all-season layering Softstyle fabric = serious comfort vibes Spacious front pouch pocket for hands or snacks Drawstring hood with matching color detail Crisp, high-quality front print that survives shade and spin cycles
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out Tumble dry low or air dry Do not bleach Iron inside-out (never on the graphic) Avoid dry cleaning – memes prefer the DIY life
