“If you’re reading this… at least tell me I have nice boobs.” Now in cozy, judgment-proof sweatshirt form. Whether you're sipping a latte, avoiding exes at Target, or just living your best unbothered life, this DryBlend® crewneck brings sarcasm, softness, and side-eyes together in perfect harmony. It’s warm, it's witty, and it lowkey demands a compliment.
Cold weather? Emotional numbness? Either way, this sweatshirt has you covered—with comfort and chaotic honesty.
Product Features: 50/50 cotton-poly DryBlend® fabric for warmth without the sweat Moisture-wicking blend keeps things fresh Classic fit with ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband Double-needle stitching throughout for long-lasting sass Bold, high-quality print that speaks for itself
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve softness Do not bleach Iron inside-out if needed (never on the print) Skip the dry cleaner—this meme thrives on DIY care
