The “I Just Work Here” hoodie is your cold-weather comeback to corporate chaos, micromanagers, and mystery emails. Cozy enough to survive another Monday, bold enough to say what your HR-filtered mouth can’t. Whether you’re behind the counter or ghosting meetings in style, this hoodie wraps you in warmth and low-effort rebellion.
Ideal for clocked-in zombies, anti-hustlers, or anyone forced into group projects. This fleece hoodie delivers sarcasm with a soft touch—because comfort > capitalism.
Product Features: Midweight softstyle fleece for ultimate comfort and warmth Front pouch pocket for snacks, stress balls, or resignation letters Drawstring hood for adjustability (or hiding from responsibilities) Bold meme-inspired print that stays sharp through washes Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a snug, durable fit
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out Tumble dry low or hang to dry Do not bleach Do not iron directly on the design Wash with similar colors to keep it fresh
