Sip the sass. This hoodie takes the classic cocktail pun and serves it warm: “WOW. WHAT A HUGE COCK...tail.” It’s equal parts cozy and chaotic, designed for meme heads who like their humor shaken with a splash of “did-they-really-wear-that?”
Whether you're hitting the bar, chilling at home, or just flexing your drink game without saying a word, this hoodie’s got your back—literally. The punchline’s in the print, the comfort’s in the fleece.
Feel hilariously toasty, bold, and borderline inappropriate—in the best way.
Product Features: Midweight softstyle fleece for year-round layering Adjustable drawstring hood and spacious front pocket High-quality DTG print with clean, lasting detail Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a snug, structured fit Meme-forward design for max laugh returns
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out Tumble dry low or hang to dry Do not iron directly on the print Skip the bleach and dry cleaner
