Get in, losers—we're not just trading, we're launching. The Crypto Vault Fleece Hoodie is your official boarding pass to the moon, inspired by meme-fueled rallies and late-night pump chats. Whether you’re riding green candles or diamond-handing through dips, this hoodie makes your mission clear.
Designed for the bold and bullish, it wraps you in softness while signaling you’re not here for fiat games—you’re here for liftoff. Perfect for chilly trading sessions, Discord deep dives, or flexing at crypto meetups.
Product Features: Midweight fleece for warmth without the bulk Soft cotton/poly blend built for comfort and durability Bold silkscreen print with “GET IN LOSERS / WE ARE GOING TO THE MOON” design Double-stitched seams and a roomy front pocket Unisex fit that’s perfect for all degens and diamond hands
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with like colors Tumble dry low or hang to dry Do not bleach or dry-clean Iron inside-out on low if necessary
