“Get in losers, we’re going to the moon.” This Crypto Vault DryBlend Sweatshirt is your all-access pass to the rocket ride of crypto culture. Whether you’re flipping altcoins or holding for the next bull run, this meme-inspired design fuels your inner degenerate with lunar ambition. It’s loud, proud, and made for believers who never sell.
Blended for comfort and built for hype, this crewneck keeps you warm while the market heats up. Perfect for casual flexing, Discord calls, or your next moon mission.
Product Features: 50/50 cotton-poly blend for soft, moisture-wicking comfort Pill-resistant fleece that stands up to late-night trades Bold, high-quality print with neon green chart glow Ribbed cuffs and waistband to lock in warmth Classic fit—ideal for layering at crypto meetups or solo staking sessions
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with similar colors Tumble dry on low or hang-dry for longevity Do not iron directly on print Avoid bleach and dry cleaning for best results
