Drugs not hugs—because your hoodie gives better comfort than people ever could.
This midweight fleece hoodie is the ultimate cozy shield for anyone who thrives on sarcasm and solitude. With the bold “Drugs not Hugs” design, a sharp weed leaf, and the now-iconic “*don’t touch me” tagline, this piece wraps you in warm antisocial energy—no explanations needed.
Perfect for late-night smoke sessions, weekend errands, or ghosting group events in style. Throw it on, pull the hood up, and let the world know you’re emotionally unavailable and fashionably unbothered.
Product Features: Midweight softstyle fleece—warm, cozy, and not too bulky Front pouch pocket for snacks or secret vape storage Double-lined hood with drawstrings for max chill vibes High-quality meme print that holds up through wash after wash Ideal for introverts, stoners, and fans of blunt statements
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out Tumble dry low or hang dry Do not bleach Do not iron directly on the design Avoid fabric softener to extend print life
